I think your mouth should be quiet.

Ask me anything   Melanie. Scared white girl from Kettering.

J2 + Critics’ Choice Movie Awards 2014

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takemeback-:

If you drink enough vodka it tastes like love

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"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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kissmeok:

♡Sex, Love, Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Sex, Love, Couples♡

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wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

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jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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